From the never-to-be-released musical “The A-List: A Blogsical” Check out the creator’s blog at: www.WorkConsciously.com Facebook page www.facebook.com Lyrics: The moment I wake up, I silently pray Can I have one hundred Retweets today But I’ve one hundred less So I sit and refresh And wait for approval to come my way I wrote a new post about cool iPhone apps I thought it was great, but I guess it was crap It was such a blow The traffic was low I know I can’t expect it to fall in my lap But it’s so unfair Because all my blogging buddies seem to be on a tear Won’t somebody click on Share I’m waiting for Comments I’m watching for Views I’m getting no Hits So I’m singin’ the blues Is there some kind of blogger union that’s on strike I’m waiting for Likes Don’t get me wrong, you’re more than just a number Your Visits are wholly Unique I’ll be sure to StumbleUpon your Tumblr When I’m in the A-List blogging clique My Four-Hour Workweek was just a mirage Can’t blog my way out of my parents’ garage The traffic won’t rise It won’t monetize Darren, won’t you please advise I’m waiting for Comments I’m watching for Views I’m getting no Hits So I’m singin’ the blues I guess I’ll go outside and take a long hike No, I’ll sit here and wait for my traffic to spike I won’t rest ’til it’s South By Southwest and I’m on the mike I’m waiting for Likes Words and Music by CHRIS EDGAR Performed by CHRIS EDGAR Vocals Recorded at THE ANNEX STUDIOS Everything else by CHRIS EDGAR
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